Sunday, November 21, 2010

Stitches

You’ve just sustained a rather large and deep cut
What do you do first?
You should stop the bleeding to start with
Press hard on your wound
Make sure that you apply constant pressure
If that doesn’t work then you need to cut off all blood flow to the slice
Do it fast because fainting means death
After the bleeding is under control you need to clean it
Scrub hard to get all foreign objects out
They can cause infection
When it’s all nice and clean you’ll need to stitch it up
Get a nice clean needle and thread
Poke it into yourself on one side of the contusion
Cross it over and poke again pull tight and continue till you’re all closed up again
It’ll heal up eventually
There will be plenty more cuts though
If you forget what to do then just remember
You have your scars to remind you

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